Transcript – Hink Response Video

Revision of the automatic captions generated by YouTube.
Edited by: Gary Hink and Rachel Mazique

0:00
[cartoon character on left]
The link you sent me didn’t work.

[cartoon character on right]
What link?

0:08
[cartoon character on left]
You emailed me a link to read, but it wasn’t an article about Obama having an illegitimate Taliban baby. It was some song from the 80’s I think.

[character on right]
Oh yeah. “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”

0:12
[character on right]
I rick rolled you.

0:16
[cartoon character on left]
You what?

[character on right]
Rick rolled. Gotcha.

0:19
[cartoon character on left]
What’s a rickroll? And, how did you get me?

[character on right]
It’s the Rick Astley video. I got you to watch it

0:24
[character on right]
“Never gonna turn around and forget you.”

[cartoon character on left]
Why do you keep singing that song?

0:28
[cartoon character on left]
Why did you want me to watch it? Where’s the roll?

0:31
[character on right]
Because I got you. Totally.

[cartoon character on left]
Totally what?

0:35
[character on right]
You were PWN’d.

[cartoon character on left]
I was what?

[character on right]
PWN’d.

[cartoon character on left]
Phoned?

0:38
[character on right]
No, PWN’d.

[cartoon character on left]
What is that?

[character on right]
Don’t you even spent time on the internets?

0:43
[cartoon character on left]
There’s more than one internet?

[character on right]
No. It’s just internets.

0:47
[character on right]
You know. Like a series of tubes.

[cartoon character on left]
Are the rick rolls in the tubes?

0:51
[cartoon character on left]
That doesn’t make any sense.

[character on right]
Hide your kids, hide your wife. Hide your kids, hide your wife.

0:56
[cartoon character on left]
Can you stop talking like this?

[character on right]
It’s just a meme.

[cartoon character on left]
What’s a meme?

0:59
[character on right]
You know memes. Everyone knows memes. Like the Double Rainbow guy.

1:04
[cartoon character on left]
Who is that?

[character on right]
You don’t know double rainbow guy? How about Chocolate Rain?

1:09
[cartoon character on left]
That sounds gross. No thanks.

[character on right]
It’s not gross. It’s a song. It’s an awesome song. And those are some of the biggest memes ever.

1:18
[cartoon character on left]
I still don’t know what a meme is.

[character on right]
That’s because All Your Base are Belong to Us.

1:22
[cartoon character on left]
What base?

1:23
[character on right]
Fail. Total fail.

[cartoon character on left]
Who failed?

1:26
[cartoon character on left]
The double chocolate guy? Did he fail the base?

1:30
[character on right]
OK, you really don’t know what a meme is?

1:36
[character on right]
Diet coke and mentos?

[character on left]
Is that a drink?

[character on right]
Leave Britney alone?

[cartoon character on left]
Like Britney Spears?

1:41
[character on left]
I don’t even know her. Is she still singing? Did she sing the rainbow song?

1:46
[character on left]
Why does she want to be alone?

[character on right]
Wait. I’ve got it.

1:50
[character on right]
You have to know Star Wars kid.

[character on left]
Of course I do.

1:54
[character on left]
Finally, I know a meme.

1:58
[character on left]
It’s Anakin Sky Walker.

[character on right]
No. Star Wars kid is not Anakin Skywalker.

2:02
[character on right]
Leroy Jenkins?

[character on left]
Is he the Star Wars kid?

2:05
[character on right]
O-M-G B-B-Q W-T-F?

[character on left]
Did you say barbecue?

2:09
[character on right]
I know. Dancing baby. You must have seen dancing baby.

2:14
[character on right]
That was a huge meme.

[character on left]
Whose baby? Mister Jenkins’s?

2:18
[character on left]
Did Jenkins have a baby with Britney?

[character on right]
It was even on TV.

2:22
[character on right]
Real TV.

[character on left]
Is it a meme?

[character on right]
OK, I give up.

2:25
[character on right]
You are clearly out of the loop. Forget it. I’m going to grab a bite.

2:30
[character on left]
Me too. I am pretty hungry.

2:33
[character on left]
Can I have a cheeseburger?